Posted by cathedralofshit on January 14, 2011
You know when there’s some weird old guy out there who sees how the kids love Robert Pattinson SO much, he gets on Facebook and starts up an account pretending to be him, filling it with facts, anecdotes, snippets of information, and pictures of him drinking coffee on Sunset Boulevard? He sets up an account and then they start getting emails from young girls. “Is it you? Is it really you?”. This develops to “you aren’t like all the other girls on Facebook, can we meet?”, and it’s suddenly creepy, and really just internet grooming, and parents, you need to tell those kids about the dangers of meeting Robert Pattinson in Bluewater outside The Gadget Shop at 2.30pm. Because it’s probably not him.
Now this has happened to us. There’s a Facebook account called ‘Cathedral Öf Shit’, and guess what kids? It’s not us. So if this so-called ‘Cathedral Öf Shit’, emails you, asking to be your ‘friend’ and to meet outside the Drive-In McDonalds on City Road, suggesting you go back to his flat to see his puppies, don’t say we didn’t warn you. If you end up in a comfortable room at the police station, pointing out on a teddy bear exactly where this Cathedral guy touched you, don’t come crying to us.