salsify me needs bitch

And hot on the heels of last week’s exclusive news that the Rochelle School was to stay open, this week’s exclusive that it is in fact going to, erm, shut, meaning that various under-employed members of the art world won’t be able to indulge in their love of competitively priced seasonal greens with their lamb broth. A plaintive message here says that Tower Hamlets Council have refused the modestly named “Canteen” a licence on various grounds including, rather tantalisingly, anti-social behaviour. Given that this is just round the corner from such civilised locales such as Beach Blanket Babylon and The Sports Bar, it stretches the imagination to try and work out what all the diners have been doing. Perhaps Margot needs to get some strippers in there to fit with Tower Hamlets vision for the area?