Cathedral of Shit

has taken a well earned GAP year

Banana Balls

Posted by cathedralofshit on January 11, 2010

Just as power cuts and cold snaps result in an explosion in the birth rate nine months later so, it seems, so do downturns in the art market. Staying in and drinking cocoa rather than going out and indulging works wonders for the sperm-count.

Congratulations to Darren Flook and Christabel Stewart, Ryan Gander and Rebecca May Marston, Rodolphe von Hofmannsthal, David Kordansky, Matthew Darbyshire, Emily Pethick and Nils Norman, Catherine Wood (number two on the way), Jimi Lee and (!)Stuart Comer who have either spawned recently or are about to.
Stuart Comer’s baby mother is said to be the heir to a banana billionaire’s billions.

3 Responses to “Banana Balls”

  1. Dermot Reeve said

    This is all a bit Baer Faxt isn’t it? Stop cosying up to your mates and start writing more twisted articles for goodness sake.

  2. Steven Whoreking said

    Shit Nigga! Is Matthew Darbshire having a kid?! Is that good news or bad news?
    I’m confused…

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