Cathedral of Shit

has taken a well earned GAP year

Riddle Me THIS.

Posted by cathedralofshit on March 30, 2010

Apres the fucking deluge or what!? After our summary of the Matthew Collings quizshow, the Richard Wentworth twigs and branches show and the Sarah McCrory Nigerian Lottery scam, news reaches our delicate years of YET ANOTHER BORING FUCKING ART QUIZ. This time it takes place courtesy of ArtBus – a bus that takes increasingly pissed posh art collector ladies to far off and unreachable galleries like, erm, the Whitechapel. But bollocks to the East End, the ArtBus lots are having their quiz in the Cuckoo Club (no, we have no idea where that is either) and unlike the above three quizzes debates offer DANCING and PETITS FOURS in addition to the litany of boring questions about the exact opening hours of Cabinet Gallery and so on. It’ll also cost you £200 a table with the proceeds going towards taking increasingly pissed posh art collector ladies to far off and unreachable galleries like, erm, the Whitechapel.
Sign up here! Or rather don’t – instead save time and money by doing the decent thing with a revolver in the shed in your back garden. Whatever next? The Art Monthly quiz in a small pub in East Ham with searching questions about the failure of the social history of art posed by Julian Stallabrass and Dave Beech? Give me strength – or at least five pints of Stella and a handsome out-of-work art technician as my “special interest”.

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