Not Rob Pruitt’s Art Awards
Posted by cathedralofshit on January 5, 2011
You may or may not have noticed that Rob Pruitt’s annual vanity ‘parody (honestly it’s a parody, please believe us! It’s KNOWING)’ Art Awards have taken place again, and it’s been a while since we been accused of being bitter/hypocritical/idiotic/bastards, so it’s also time for ours.
We’ll give you a couple of days to email or comment in to these finely crafted subjects – remember it’s cathedralofshit@ymail.com – and we won’t divulge any identities. Promise.
Your nominations, please.
The Bill Viola Worst Artist Award 2011
Award for the Most Irrelevant Hans Ulrich Obrist Project
Award for the Worst Collaboration
Award for the Most Tedious Website
The “They Got HOW MUCH?” Award for the Least Deserving of Revenue Funding
The “Ooooh, Poor Show Old Bean” Award for the Worst Gallery
Award for the Best Culture Minister
Heinz Beans Award for the Best Blog
Most Desperate Austerity Measure Award
The Non Event of the Year Award
The “Erm, This Is Embarrassing, I’ve Never Actually Been There” Gallery Award
The International Award for the Most Pointless Human Being.
We look forward to your numerous and swift responses.
CoS.
Dermot Reeve said
I VOTE FOR NICK CLEGG. AND JASPER JOFFE.
In all categories.
Happy New Year Cathedral you angry dogs of war
x
Jasper Joffe said
I am honoured to be nominated, even if I find my fellow nominee to be the second most odious man in Britain, after David Cameron.
mickey@mouse.com said
I went to college with one of those rich twats is he still vying for attention he is not odious just a lost rich boy in the shadow of his sister.