Posted by cathedralofshit on May 4, 2011
It’s that time again. The 2011 Turner Prize shortlist is upon us and this year’s super-groan is exclusively reserved for Mr George Shaw. It’s not the first time we’ve pointed out he’s made the same painting for the last 15 years, (or is it 150, it sure feels like it). The others, well, actually… not bad?
Our money for an on-the-nose win is on the ever-cool Hilary Lloyd following her Raven Row show, but we may bung a cool fiver each way on Martin Boyce and Karla Black.
We’ve a feeling The Sun’ll love Shaw’s working-class-friendly paintings of council estates, and be a little less enthusiastic about Karla’s giant piles o’ mud.
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged: George Shaw, Hilary Lloyd, Karla Black, Martin Boyce, Raven Row, Turner Prize | 19 Comments »
Posted by cathedralofshit on December 19, 2009
There’s a few of us here at CoS… all with a different opinion on our end of year awards. That’s right, we’re individuals.
The first result are in from… hmmm… let’s call him ‘DAVE’. More to follow from the other STEVEs and IANs. Oh, and ‘SUSANs’ of course.
Most Ridiculous Idea For An Exhibition
THE RUSSIAN LINESMAN
& ANYTHING INVOLVING TOM MORTON
Most Ludicrous Use Of Production Funds
Most Tiresome Self-Promoter
Best Art Blog
CATHEDRAL OF SHIT!
The “Really? Is That Actually Good?! You Rate That? Huh.” Award to An Artist
and finally, the Cathedral Of Shit Award for the Person We’d Most Like To Just Change Career or Disappear Entirely As They Don’t Even Serve Us As An Object Of Mockery.
GORMLEY OR QUINN OR SAM TAYLOR WOOD – WHITE CUBE BASICALLY. ALTHOUGH GLEN SCOTT WRIGHT IS ANOTHER GOOD CANDIDATE.
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged: Adam Sutherland, Anthony Gormley, Dominique Gonzalez-Foerster, Karla Black, Marc Quinn, Sam Taylor-Wood, Toby Webster, Tom Morton | Leave a Comment »
Posted by cathedralofshit on September 29, 2009
Welcome to Tuesday’s Top Five:
This week: Overrated Artists!
1) Karla Black
2) Seth Price
3) Ryan Gander
4) Tris Vonna-Michell
5) Katja Strunz
6) Tomma Abts
Wow. Now we’ve started we can’t stop. Top five becomes six. Ah well. We’ve also realised that list looks like a group show we’d probably go and see. Well, such is life, contradictions and hypocrisy.
Send your additions to email@example.com.
Not applicable are artists who are a) just more successful than you, or b) just twats.
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged: Karla Black, Katja Strunz, Ryan Gander, Seth Price, Tomma Abts, Tris Vonna-Michell | 3 Comments »