Cathedral of Shit

has taken a well earned GAP year

Bum bum bum bum buum buuum baaaaaaah!!!!!

Posted by cathedralofshit on May 5, 2010

That was a trumpeted fanfare of course.

Despite just seven months of talking shit, making things up and taking the piss out of Anthony Gormley and Anish Kapoor, we’ve hit the 50,000 visits mark. How about that, eh? Isn’t it time we were paid by some ad exec to casually mention how much we enjoy Hob Nobs or Topshop or Wilkinson Gallery or something? We’re pretty cheap you know?

Anyway, we’ll be celebrating our phenomenal and unprecedented success by running a poll or two. Feel free, in the spirit of election polling, to send in your contributions, and let’s see if we can establish who’s the David Cameron of the art world?

The following topics apply – don’t forget, you can reply to us anonymously by simply using a fake name and email address. Totally anonymous.
1 Artist of the Month
2 The ‘No, Seriously…?’ Award for Artistic Bravery
3 The Press Release Award of The Month
4 The “Go Home, The Party’s Over’ Award
5 The ‘Actually, We’re Pretty Bored of Discussing That’ Award
6 The David Cameron Award For The Unique And Awful Qualities Usually Attributed To David Cameron
and finally
6 The Klaus Biesenbach Award

I look forward to your response.

One Response to “Bum bum bum bum buum buuum baaaaaaah!!!!!”

  1. Not Mark Sladen said

    Marc Quinn for all categories please.

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